Chaos

Wild, unpredictable, unhinged moments. The ones that make zero sense in the best way.

Honey Badger vs Elephant

Elephant playing football with honey badger.

Jan 11, 2026
Wives Outrank ChatGPT

When you’re married, every answer is pre‑installed.

Dec 31, 2025
Tyson Thought He Dodged It

Airport selfie says otherwise.

Dec 30, 2025
FedEx Your Suitcase

The first job that should be completely replaced by machines.pic.twitter.com/D2l2yAl6eK
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) December 28, 2025

Dec 29, 2025
I don’t own crypto

Embodying that zen-like “ignorance as strength” vibe.

Dec 28, 2025
Can’t Grow Hair

Dec 27, 2025
Lips & Eyelashes

The snark is valid and funny. 🤣

Dec 26, 2025
Android Files

Is it really hard to find saved files on Android?

Dec 26, 2025
Debating the Obvious

This reply is pure “I’m done explaining basic reality” energy.

Dec 24, 2025
Bill Gates vs. Cows

He heard Bill Gates talk about cow emissions and immediately summoned Satan. 😂

Dec 24, 2025
Durov dot Cum

Pavel Durov posted about sketching a logo for his “sperm donorship program.”

Dec 24, 2025
Philosophy Interrupted

Haruki Murakami drops a deep line about healing.
Vibe ruined instantly. 😂

Dec 23, 2025
Zero‑Filter Comedy

Pure chaos. Zero context. Maximum comedy.

Dec 23, 2025
Plan B for Crypto Degens

Plan B looking strong af. Who needs bull runs when you got sugar mama runs? 😂

Dec 23, 2025